In which I get hit on

Psshhh.....Let me explain.

Incident # 1
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We were at our Alley Bar, which incidentally is becoming a favorite watering hole. We, being, myself, Constable and his wife PM. PM taps on the shoulder of a guy and asks him to take a picture of the three of us.

Sure

After the photo has been taken, we say thanks to this kind dude. He laughs and clumps a hand on my shoulder.

Oh no problem! I could take pictures of you all night long

I said hmm and sipped my beer thinking - What would Danny Ocean do?

Incident # 2
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I was on foot heading back to office talking on the phone with HG, when suddenly a car drives by and a bunch of girls pop their heads out and yells at me - HEY! TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!!

Er..baby? A bunch of girls just asked me to take my shirt off.

What?

I watch the car go on for a few meters and pass a very ordinary looking guy. The window comes down, a few heads pop out - HEY! TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!!

Hmm...Never mind, honey..you were saying?