Constable has an iPhone. He calls it 'the voice of god' cuz any conversation that we have is ultimately wikied or googled up and settled right then and there. And with the iPhone he's got a zillion apps. The latest one is this restaurant suggestion thingy that rolls a dice (or two) and randomly pops up with a suggestion for restaurant or bar in town.
(The look) Dude you're not serious are you? It's raining and we're under a tree rolling dice for a bar?
Oh come on, it'll be fun.
Sigh. How about this? You know that thing about tossing a coin? You don't really need to wait for the coin to land. When the coin is up in the air, you automatically make a wish for heads or tails. And that's the thing that you want.
( to deaf ears ) This thing just showed up zagreb. Ugh. Trying again.
2 mins later. More wetter (read soaked) than two minutes before.
Why is it showing me a restaurant in Indianapolis!
And I wanted to stamp on the iPhone.
PS - We ended up going to the Alley Bar which of course has the world's greatest spicy peanuts that you can crack AND DROP ON THE FLOOR! Seriously. The whole floor is all crunchy peanut skins. And it feels so good to purposefully litter.
More soaked than two minutes before! Unless you were going the male organism/orgasm way standing under that tree. :P
ReplyDeleteha ha..yeah, NO. That just sounds wrong.
ReplyDeleteand thanks for catching the typo!
ReplyDeleteI hate nitpicking but like they used to say in that ad, "Control nahin hotha!" :)
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